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Anonymously Send An Edible Dick

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Product Description

Why settle for insults when you can deliver a hilarious and delicious surprise? Introducing our unique service that takes anonymous gifting to a whole new level. Instead of resorting to offensive words, we offer an edible big, fat cock that will leave the recipient in stitches!

Our one-of-a-kind gift is not only a great conversation starter but also a tasty treat. Made with high-quality ingredients, this voracious bastard is sure to satisfy even the most discerning taste buds. Whether you want to playfully tease a friend or add some humor to a special occasion, our edible cock is the perfect choice.

With our discreet delivery service, you can anonymously send this unexpected gift to anyone you choose. Imagine their surprise when they receive this hilarious and delectable present without knowing who it’s from! So why settle for ordinary gifts when you can make someone’s day with an unforgettable and mouthwatering experience? Explore our selection today and let the laughter begin!

Anonymously Send An Edible Dick Features

Jokes Anonymous Chocolate D Jokes A real gift? We can do better than that. How about a 5-inch D chocolate that may hatch at first, but make up for the shock with a deliciously soft artisan chocolate. Originally conceived as a way to say anonymously to your friends, office colleagues, etc. to “eat the dongon”. without consequences, D at Your Door has become a great way to spice up a hen night, have a laugh or just eat good chocolate. Whatever the reason, this delightful joke covers all the reasons. This chocolate novelty is the perfect embarrassing gift, perfect for surprising your family, friends, sworn friends or just the random person you want to give a fake dong to. Our prize boxes are shipped directly from our warehouse in San Diego, California, for complete anonymity and fast delivery. Note: When sending to access points, select the isolation send. RESOURCES:

  • EAT AD * CK - Pranks Anonymous will help you tell your terrible co-worker, friends or boring family to eat D. Our fun adult gift includes a 5 '' long chocolate dong made of gourmet milk chocolate to send a gift to someone. shocking but harmless joke. 
  • OFFER A GIFT THAT THEY DESERVE - This may not be the gift they want, but it may be what they deserve. Whether you need a revenge joke gift or just a fun mailbag, our chocolate box is a shocking surprise that you can send to anyone. 
  • PERFECT FOR EVERY OCCASION - Offer this gift as a Valentine's Day gift, a white elephant gift or a delightfully nasty prank to free your enemy. Why get regular gifts when you can present someone with a Johnson chocolate that they won't forget. 
  • ANONYMOUS DELIVERY - To guarantee the perfect surprise, we dispatch our sweepstakes anonymously from our deposit. Our orders usually arrive in 5 days, although Amazon estimates delivery about 14 days after the order due to the pandemic. 
  • S GUARANTEED ATISFATION - We may be a stupid lottery company, but we limit ourselves to A + quality, price and customer service. If for some reason your prank box is not very good, contact us and we will solve everything. 

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Anonymously Send An Edible Dick

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