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Asshole Repellent

3.7 347 reviews
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The Asshole Repellent will make the perfect gift for your friends or loved ones!

Introducing our revolutionary repellent spray, designed to help you stop attracting Mr. Wrong and welcome only the best men into your life. With this game-changing product, you can finally take control of your dating destiny and ensure that only genuine, quality individuals make their way into your world.

Our scientifically formulated spray goes beyond just repelling idiots; it also keeps at bay those who bring unnecessary drama or negative energy. Say goodbye to the bath bags, injections, and other oppressed ones who may have been a part of your past experiences. This powerful solution acts as a shield against unwanted suitors, allowing you to create an environment where only good men are invited to join your party.

Don’t waste any more time on relationships that don’t serve you. Invest in our repellent spray today and experience the difference it can make in attracting the right kind of partner into your life. With this innovative product from our store, you’ll be one step closer to finding true happiness and building meaningful connections with those who truly deserve your time and attention.

Asshole Repellent Features

as seen on the front label .... ACME WIDGET CORPORATION .... REFLECTION GLASS .... GUARANTEED TO RESPOND TO A FULLY REFLECTIVE GLASS .... Instructions .... point the spray at the cu and spray for a second ... Chronic cases where he is an idiot may require a triple flabblast (three short sprays). "as seen on the back label" ... let's face it. The world is full of idiots. Whether they are at the mall, driving, at the supermarket or at a gas station, they are everywhere. They are stupid and simply cannot be avoided. Now you can glue it back with asshole repellant. What is an idiot repellent? It's just a cheeky look that replaces cause and effect indefinitely. The planet will run out of goats before you run out of goat repellent; and we both know it’s not happening. You noticed our movement. Supplied fully assembled. Whoever said that idiots live long and thrive, never had a can of repellents. So, the next time you run into the idiot you were trying to avoid, tell them that you know, that they know, that you know that they are idiots ... with REPELLENT PRINTING ... !! NOTE: THE PRODUCT IS FUN AND DOES NOT CONTAIN ANY CONTENT

  • THE PRODUCT IS FUN AND DOES NOT CONTAIN ANY CONTENT! * GIFTS PRODUCT CONTAINER END OF 2011 !! 
  • RECEIVED THE 2013 SHOPPING MANAGERS ASSOCIATION AWARD !! 
  • VOTED IN 2012 THE "MOST POPULAR EMPLOYEES OF RESTAURANTS ASSN." REWARD !! 
  • RECEIVED “MOST PRACTICAL SERVER EMPLOYEE” 2012 !! 
  • MEMBERS OF THE WINNING COMMERCIAL ASSOCIATION 2013 !! 

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How to order the Asshole Repellent

Unfortunately, we don't stock Asshole Repellent, but you can purchase this particular product on Amazon, Jet or Uncommon Goods. The process of ordering on Amazon is very easy. To begin the purchasing process, go to Amazon.com and log into your account (if you don’t already have one, create one for free).

Click Add to Shopping Cart once you’ve found the specific Asshole Repellent product you wish to buy. After that, you’ll be led to a page where you’ll have to enter your shipping and billing information. To complete the order, input this information and choose your preferred shipping option before clicking the final confirmation button.

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Review Highlights
Asshole Repellent

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3.7 / 5
347 Total reviews
91% Would order again

I love working with the Million Dollar Gift Club! Tracey and the team do an amazing job with shipping and selecting our gifts. Big, small, fast, whatever we need. I still get asked all the time where I get my office gifts from - my customers love them!

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One of the best websites in the world to scroll forever for things you don't need. Actually it's a great base when I'm looking for Star Wars gifts from my friends.

CidithJersey City, NJ

“I discovered these people online and had the idea to print a sign. I must say that I was really pleased with the outcome; I shopped here and found something really cool on Etsy which I bought direct. I start my searches here now always!”

Mark C.Brooklyn, NY

These guys are awesome! I can't afford to spend a lot of money, especially now, so I've been on the hunt for a source for small products I can resell at a good price. After a quick google search, I came upon the Million Dollar Gift Club. I'm happy to have found this place. Thank you so much!

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Asshole Repellent

$9.99 USD

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