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Asshole Repellent

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Stop attracting Mr. Wrong РWith a repellent spray, you can be sure that only good men will come to your party. This life-changing spray is scientifically formulated to repel not only idiots, but bath bags, injections and other oppressed ones as well.

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as seen on the front label .... ACME WIDGET CORPORATION .... REFLECTION GLASS .... GUARANTEED TO RESPOND TO A FULLY REFLECTIVE GLASS .... Instructions .... point the spray at the cu and spray for a second ... Chronic cases where he is an idiot may require a triple flabblast (three short sprays). "as seen on the back label" ... let's face it. The world is full of idiots. Whether they are at the mall, driving, at the supermarket or at a gas station, they are everywhere. They are stupid and simply cannot be avoided. Now you can glue it back with asshole repellant. What is an idiot repellent? It's just a cheeky look that replaces cause and effect indefinitely. The planet will run out of goats before you run out of goat repellent; and we both know it’s not happening. You noticed our movement. Supplied fully assembled. Whoever said that idiots live long and thrive, never had a can of repellents. So, the next time you run into the idiot you were trying to avoid, tell them that you know, that they know, that you know that they are idiots ... with REPELLENT PRINTING ... !! NOTE: THE PRODUCT IS FUN AND DOES NOT CONTAIN ANY CONTENT

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  • THE PRODUCT IS FUN AND DOES NOT CONTAIN ANY CONTENT!¬†* GIFTS PRODUCT CONTAINER END OF 2011 !!¬†
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