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Bacon Stocking

3.4 312 reviews
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The Bacon Stocking will make the perfect gift for your friends or loved ones!

Make the happiest time of the year even better with a bacon sock hanging from your home’s fireplace. Our store is thrilled to offer this unique and delightful gift that is sure to bring joy to any bacon lover in your family. This one-of-a-kind sock is adorned with white felt fat, adding a touch of whimsy and charm to your holiday decor.

Not only does this bacon sock serve as a festive decoration, but it also has a practical purpose. With its generous size, it can hold up to 2 kg of raw bacon! Imagine waking up on Christmas morning and finding this delicious surprise waiting for you. It’s the perfect way to start the day and indulge in everyone’s favorite breakfast treat.

Whether you’re looking for a fun gift or want to add some extra flair to your own holiday celebrations, our bacon sock is an excellent choice. It combines humor, functionality, and the love for all things bacon into one fantastic present. So why wait? Make this holiday season extra special by hanging a bacon sock by your fireplace – because who doesn’t love waking up to the smell of sizzling bacon on Christmas morning?

Bacon Stocking Features

Any bacon lover would proudly hang this felt bacon sock over their robes. The beautiful and delicious marbling of bacon fat overlaps the red bottom of dried meat. Based on the volume, the sock may contain about 2 kilos of raw bacon, but for health reasons, we do not recommend testing it. Nothing beats Christmas bacon!

  • Any bacon lover will proudly display this bacon felt sock during the holidays. 
  • This is a red sock with a beautiful marbling of white bacon felt. 
  • It is 16 inches (40.6 cm) long, which means it can contain about 4 pounds of raw bacon. 
  • Nothing makes Christmas morning better than bacon! The set includes a vinyl pendant "Mister Bacon". 

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How to order the Bacon Stocking

Unfortunately, we don't stock Bacon Stocking, but you can purchase this particular product on Amazon, Jet or Uncommon Goods. The process of ordering on Amazon is very easy. To begin the purchasing process, go to Amazon.com and log into your account (if you don’t already have one, create one for free).

Click Add to Shopping Cart once you’ve found the specific Bacon Stocking product you wish to buy. After that, you’ll be led to a page where you’ll have to enter your shipping and billing information. To complete the order, input this information and choose your preferred shipping option before clicking the final confirmation button.

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Bacon Stocking

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3.4 / 5
312 Total reviews
91% Would order again

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Bacon Stocking

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