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Birth Control Pill Koozie

3.8 837 reviews
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This item ships from Amazon FBA in New York, NY | Pickup not available in Brooklyn, NY 11218, USA

The Birth Control Pill Koozie will make the perfect gift for your friends or loved ones!

Discover the perfect gift that combines humor and functionality at our store. We pride ourselves on finding unique and memorable products that are sure to bring a smile to anyone’s face. One such item is the hilarious koozie birth control pill, designed to serve as a humorous reminder for those who occasionally forget to take their prescription.

This koozie features double stitching for extra durability, ensuring it will last for years to come. Not only does it provide a practical way to keep your drink cool, but it also adds a touch of wit and charm to any gathering. Whether you want to give it as a playful gift or use it yourself, this koozie is the perfect conversation starter and an amusing way to hide your “promiscuous sex pills.” So why settle for ordinary gifts when you can surprise your loved ones with something truly unique from our store?


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How to order the Birth Control Pill Koozie

Unfortunately, we don't stock Birth Control Pill Koozie, but you can purchase this particular product on Amazon, Jet or Uncommon Goods. The process of ordering on Amazon is very easy. To begin the purchasing process, go to Amazon.com and log into your account (if you don’t already have one, create one for free).

Click Add to Shopping Cart once you’ve found the specific Birth Control Pill Koozie product you wish to buy. After that, you’ll be led to a page where you’ll have to enter your shipping and billing information. To complete the order, input this information and choose your preferred shipping option before clicking the final confirmation button.

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Review Highlights
Birth Control Pill Koozie

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3.8 / 5
837 Total reviews
91% Would order again

I love working with the Million Dollar Gift Club! Tracey and the team do an amazing job with shipping and selecting our gifts. Big, small, fast, whatever we need. I still get asked all the time where I get my office gifts from - my customers love them!

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Birth Control Pill Koozie

$14.29 USD

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