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Boobie Milk Dispenser


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The boobie milk dispenser does not add real breast milk to the coffee, but the function certainly resembles lactation. The compressible device in the shape of a round milk breast is the perfect gift for a breastfeeding mother who loves coffee or who simply loves breasts.

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Product Details

Squeeze it, this flexible Booby will sprinkle milk or cream on your coffee, hilarious joke.


  • Great gag for gift. 
  • Contains the cream for your coffee. 
  • Soft and compressible
  • It's a great fun gift gag
  • Great for parties. 

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