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Butt Towel

3.2 787 reviews
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Product Description

Looking for a gift that will leave your friends in stitches? Look no further than our hilarious butt towel! Made from 100% cotton velvet, this brand new towel is not only soft and luxurious, but it also features an incredibly comical cartoon butt that is sure to stand out. With a strategically placed hole in the back, this towel gives your friends a playful glimpse of your perfectly shaped behind.

Whether you’re looking to add some laughter to your beach trips or simply want to bring a smile to someone’s face, our butt towel is the perfect choice. It’s not just a practical item for drying off after a swim; it’s also a conversation starter and guaranteed crowd-pleaser. So why settle for ordinary towels when you can give the gift of laughter with our one-of-a-kind butt towel? Get ready to make waves and turn heads with this cheeky addition to your gift collection!

Butt Towel Features

We all know that feeling. When you get out of the shower or bath, wrap this hot towel around your waist. You make several movements in the privacy of your home until the doorbell rings or until the dog poops on the floor. Suddenly, its doors open and the dog working with the shovel is a fool. Naturally, this towel gets a little messy and you end up in the front line. Instead of letting this complicated towel get the best of you, slide over this pre-disheveled towel with an open butt already stamped. All your problems are solved until the dog takes off your towel.

  • 100% cotton. 
  • This surprisingly silly towel has a bare butt stamped on it. 
  • Wrap it around your waist, covering and exposing at the same time. 
  • A guaranteed laughing stock for any pool or beach party. 
  • 100% cotton, velvet, 300 g / m2. 
  • Original size 58 by 26 in. 

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3.2 / 5
787 Total reviews
91% Would order again

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Butt Towel

$19.99 USD

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