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Captain Picard Facepalm Cookies

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Product Description

Indulge in the perfect treat that perfectly captures your disdain for embarrassing behavior – Captain Picard’s palm-sized cookies. Whether you’re settling in to watch a cringe-worthy reality show or simply need a snack to express your utter disappointment, these delectable cookies are here to satisfy your taste buds and your disapproval.

With their compact size, these cookies are conveniently palm-sized, making them ideal for snacking while you witness those cringeworthy moments unfold on screen. Each bite is a delightful combination of flavors that will leave you feeling both satisfied and entertained. So go ahead, grab a handful of Captain Picard’s cookies and let the world know just how unimpressed you are with the antics on display.

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Captain Picard Facepalm Cookies

$5.50 USD

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