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Captain Picard Facepalm Cookies


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Be rewarded for your total disapproval of embarrassing behavior with Captain Picard’s palm-sized cookies. Now, when you sit down to watch any reality show, you will always have a snack to celebrate your absolute disappointment with this delicious cookie.

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