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Don’t Fuck Up The Table Wood Coasters

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At our gift store, we take pride in finding unique and eye-catching products that are sure to make a statement. If you’re looking for a fun and quirky way to protect your beautiful wooden furniture, look no further than our handcrafted wooden coasters called “Don’t fuck the table”. Made from high-quality Baltic birch, these coasters are not only functional but also add a touch of humor to any gathering.

Each coaster is meticulously laser engraved with a direct and comical message that is guaranteed to catch everyone’s attention. These conversation starters will have your guests laughing and enjoying their drinks while keeping your furniture safe from unsightly water rings or scratches. With their durable construction and stylish design, these wooden coasters make for an ideal gift for housewarmings, birthdays, or just as a treat for yourself.

So why settle for ordinary coasters when you can have ones that bring laughter and protection together? Visit our store today and discover the perfect blend of functionality and humor with our “Don’t fuck the table” wooden coasters.

  • PERFECT FACE SUPPORT KIT THAT HAS A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR. Whether you are a party member or the host of the party of your life, these roller coasters are perfect. Guaranteed to make you laugh whenever you see them. Because you know, when you give someone a tent, that’s exactly what you think, don’t ruin my table. 
  • LOOKING FOR THE BEST GIFT? - Perfect for white elephant gifts, Christmas gifts, housewarming gifts, birthday gifts, hostess gifts or to add a unique style to your own home bar. Imagine the faces of the recipients when opening the set of these joke carts. This will be the best gift they will ever receive. 
  • DO THEY REALLY PROTECT YOUR TABLE? - What's the use of a cup holder if it doesn't work? Our wooden coasters are handcrafted in the USA with hand-picked Baltic birch. Then we coat each one so that they not only protect your bar, coffee table or any other surface, but also look great when doing so. In addition, they are reusable and extremely durable. 
  • HOW MUCH DO YOU RECEIVE? - We include a set of 4 roller coasters. 
  • GUARANTEED SATISFACTION - Supported by our satisfaction guarantee. If you are not satisfied for any reason, we will be happy to refund your money. 

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Don’t Fuck Up The Table Wood Coasters

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