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Don’t Fuck Up The Table Wood Coasters


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Keep your beautiful wooden furniture in perfect condition by placing wooden coasters for your guests, called “Don’t fuck the table”. They are made by hand from Baltic birch and laser engraved with a direct and comical message that will catch everyone’s attention.

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  • PERFECT FACE SUPPORT KIT THAT HAS A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR. Whether you are a party member or the host of the party of your life, these roller coasters are perfect. Guaranteed to make you laugh whenever you see them. Because you know, when you give someone a tent, that’s exactly what you think, don’t ruin my table. 
  • LOOKING FOR THE BEST GIFT? - Perfect for white elephant gifts, Christmas gifts, housewarming gifts, birthday gifts, hostess gifts or to add a unique style to your own home bar. Imagine the faces of the recipients when opening the set of these joke carts. This will be the best gift they will ever receive. 
  • DO THEY REALLY PROTECT YOUR TABLE? - What's the use of a cup holder if it doesn't work? Our wooden coasters are handcrafted in the USA with hand-picked Baltic birch. Then we coat each one so that they not only protect your bar, coffee table or any other surface, but also look great when doing so. In addition, they are reusable and extremely durable. 
  • HOW MUCH DO YOU RECEIVE? - We include a set of 4 roller coasters. 
  • GUARANTEED SATISFACTION - Supported by our satisfaction guarantee. If you are not satisfied for any reason, we will be happy to refund your money. 

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