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Ex-Boyfriend Tears Flask


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After drinking your ex-boyfriend’s headache, pour the contents of your ex-boyfriend’s teardrop flask into your cannibal body. This engraved stainless steel flask contains up to 6 ounces of your favorite poison and is the perfect place to have fun in the city.

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