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For Rectal Use Only Stickers

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Product Description

Inject some humor into your workplace with these quirky “rectal only” stickers. Designed to add a touch of amusement to any environment, each roll comes with 500 blue rectangular stickers, featuring the words “rectal use only” printed on each one. While these stickers may not be suitable for every setting, they are perfect for clinics and hospitals where a lighthearted approach can help ease tension and bring smiles to both staff and patients.

Not only do these stickers serve a practical purpose by clearly labeling items intended for rectal use, but they also provide an unexpected element of surprise that can brighten up even the most monotonous workday. Whether you’re looking to lighten the mood in your medical facility or simply want to add a unique touch to your office space, these “rectal only” stickers are sure to spark conversation and laughter among colleagues. So why not break away from the ordinary and embrace the unexpected with this playful addition to your workplace?

For Rectal Use Only Stickers Features

“500 labels for rectal use only. Each label measures 1.5 "x 0.375" and is printed on permanent adhesive. Great for clinics, hospitals and administrative use. Printed on high quality paper and manufactured in the USA. "

  • 500 labels. 
  • Each rectal use measures just 1.5 "x 0.375". 
  • Easy to read with high contrast blue and black printing. 
  • Permanent adhesive that adheres to almost all clean surfaces. 
  • Made in the USA. 

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For Rectal Use Only Stickers

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