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Fuck Valentine’s Day Card


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When you are looking for the perfect way to tell your boyfriend that you are thinking about him, but you also hate the corporate mega-holiday known as Valentine’s Day, this is the card you give.¬†No sonnets, no love poems – just three words.¬†Fuck Valentine’s Day.

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