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  • Wow, it’s a Pooping Man Condiment Bottle Topper! Keep your mood light by injecting a bit of rude humor into your dining table with this poop man’s bottle cap of spices.¬†This humorous addition will make it look like the little man is pouring all of his hamburger or hot dog, making it a must for lunch with children. This Pooping Man Condiment Bottle Topper is available to order on Amazon as well as similar products. Million Dollar Gift Club does not sell this Pooping Man Condiment Bottle Topper so head to Amazon to order this directly.

  • Wow, it’s a Do You Want To Play With My Balls! Who doesn’t like to play ball?¬†Filled with sexual innuendo, this fake children’s book features detailed and vivid illustrations, as well as funny and ridiculous captions like ‚ÄúYou have such big eggs.¬†I can’t even put them in my mouth!¬†” This Do You Want To Play With My Balls is available to order on Amazon as well as similar products. Million Dollar Gift Club does not sell this Do You Want To Play With My Balls so head to Amazon to order this directly.

  • Wow, it’s a Pug Finger Puppet! Turn your old hand into an adorable puppy with this pug finger doll.¬†This small vinyl pug has a detailed and realistic appearance and is designed to fit comfortably on your thumb and fingertips. This Pug Finger Puppet is available to order on Amazon as well as similar products. Million Dollar Gift Club does not sell this Pug Finger Puppet so head to Amazon to order this directly.

  • Wow, it’s a The Drunken Botanist! Become an expert on a wide variety of potentially intoxicating plants, flowers and fruits by reading Drunk Botanist.¬†This bestselling book examines mushrooms, trees, herbs and plants that have been fermented and distilled to create some of the best drinks in the world. This The Drunken Botanist is available to order on Amazon as well as similar products. Million Dollar Gift Club does not sell this The Drunken Botanist so head to Amazon to order this directly.

  • Wow, it’s a Personlized Voodoo Doll! With these fun and cute personalized voodoo dolls, it has never been easier to get revenge on anyone who has offended you.¬†All you have to do is send a picture of the poor soul you want to torture with your black magic. This Personlized Voodoo Doll is available to order on Amazon as well as similar products. Million Dollar Gift Club does not sell this Personlized Voodoo Doll so head to Amazon to order this directly.

  • Wow, it’s a Gooseneck Lazy Neck Phone Holder! Relax in total comfort while sitting on your smartphone for hours, placing your device on this flexible phone neck holder on a flexible neck.¬†It is compatible with a variety of phone models and is designed to keep your phone at an ideal viewing angle with 360 degree rotation. This Gooseneck Lazy Neck Phone Holder is available to order on Amazon as well as similar products. Million Dollar Gift Club does not sell this Gooseneck Lazy Neck Phone Holder so head to Amazon to order this directly.

  • Wow, it’s a Gentleman‚Äôs Penis Grooming Kit! Let your Johnson look beautiful with the penis preparation kit for men.¬†No matter what style you have in mind, the specialized tools included in this exclusive set will help you make your dreams come true. This Gentleman‚Äôs Penis Grooming Kit is available to order on Amazon as well as similar products. Million Dollar Gift Club does not sell this Gentleman‚Äôs Penis Grooming Kit so head to Amazon to order this directly.

  • Pigeon Mask

    $21.88

    Wow, it’s a Pigeon Mask! Transform yourself into a majestic flying rat wearing a pigeon mask.¬†The mask’s realistic design covers the entire head, but at the same time it is breathable and comfortable enough to be used when walking around the city and pooping in cars by random people. This Pigeon Mask is available to order on Amazon as well as similar products. Million Dollar Gift Club does not sell this Pigeon Mask so head to Amazon to order this directly.

  • Wow, it’s a Nyan Cat Musical Scarf! Stay in style by harnessing the brute force of Rainbow Fart Feline Pop Tart with this Nyan Cat musical scarf. It will overwhelm your visual and auditory sensations with its iconic Internet rainbow meme designs and painfully catchy melody. This Nyan Cat Musical Scarf is available to order on Amazon as well as similar products. Million Dollar Gift Club does not sell this Nyan Cat Musical Scarf so head to Amazon to order this directly.

  • Wow, it’s a Beetlejuice Prayer Candles! If there is unwanted company you want to leave, light a Beetlejuice prayer candle and relax while the most insidious ghost in the underworld takes care of everything.¬†The candlelight portrays our beloved villain from the underworld, represented in the image of Jesus Christ. This Beetlejuice Prayer Candles is available to order on Amazon as well as similar products. Million Dollar Gift Club does not sell this Beetlejuice Prayer Candles so head to Amazon to order this directly.

  • Wow, it’s a Two Chainz Star Of David Necklace Shirt! Look like a temple chief when appearing in this shirt with necklace from Star of David by Two Chainz.¬†This stylish round neck streetwear sweatshirt features an impressive Star of David, crafted with sparkling gold paint.¬†Challah! This Two Chainz Star Of David Necklace Shirt is available to order on Amazon as well as similar products. Million Dollar Gift Club does not sell this Two Chainz Star Of David Necklace Shirt so head to Amazon to order this directly.

  • Wow, it’s a Pok√© Ball Lunchbox! Becoming a Pok√©mon Master is hard work – don’t waste your energy packing nutritious food in this poker ball lunchbox.¬†It has a built-in handle and a button design that conveniently opens the breakfast drawer in half. This Pok√© Ball Lunchbox is available to order on Amazon as well as similar products. Million Dollar Gift Club does not sell this Pok√© Ball Lunchbox so head to Amazon to order this directly.