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  • Wow, it’s a I Love Tits Bird Mug! Liven up your coffee routine with this absurdly absurd mug of the I Love Tits Bird type.┬áThis fun and slightly nasty ceramic mug contains 11 ounces of liquid and is a great gift for the sophisticated coffee lover in your life. This I Love Tits Bird Mug is available to order on Amazon as well as similar products. Million Dollar Gift Club does not sell this I Love Tits Bird Mug so head to Amazon to order this directly.

  • Wow, it’s a Action Figure Beach Towel! Attract the attention of all the ladies who are lucky enough to pass you by spreading a beach towel on the figurine.┬áThe novelty of the design creates the illusion that you are a hard worker and a heroic figure, catching some rays. This Action Figure Beach Towel is available to order on Amazon as well as similar products. Million Dollar Gift Club does not sell this Action Figure Beach Towel so head to Amazon to order this directly.

  • Wow, it’s a Underwear Napkins! Look stylish at any formal dinner party and keep your clothes clean like a gentleman by wearing lingerie napkins.┬áThese comical napkins are adorned with an attractive image of vibrant skinny lingerie-themed lingerie that will spice up the conversation at any meal. This Underwear Napkins is available to order on Amazon as well as similar products. Million Dollar Gift Club does not sell this Underwear Napkins so head to Amazon to order this directly.

  • Wow, it’s a Nyanmen Cat Face Shield! Protect your beloved kitten during these uncertain times with the Nyanmen Cat Face Shield.┬áIt is made of foam to provide a comfortable fit and protect your precious cat from harmful viral infections when outdoors. This Nyanmen Cat Face Shield is available to order on Amazon as well as similar products. Million Dollar Gift Club does not sell this Nyanmen Cat Face Shield so head to Amazon to order this directly.

  • Wow, it’s a Family Blankeez! Is there a better way to keep the entire clan beautiful and cozy than with the monsters of the Blankeez Family?┬áThis sturdy Snuggie-style blanket, large enough to cover an entire SUV, has sleeves at each end and 5 separate holes in the head. This Family Blankeez is available to order on Amazon as well as similar products. Million Dollar Gift Club does not sell this Family Blankeez so head to Amazon to order this directly.

  • Wow, it’s a The Roto Wipe! Stop wasting money on toilet paper once and for all by upgrading to Roto Wipe.┬áThis practical bathroom accessory fits well under the toilet seat, so you can conveniently clean the undersides with the soft bristles of the swivel cleaning wheel. This The Roto Wipe is available to order on Amazon as well as similar products. Million Dollar Gift Club does not sell this The Roto Wipe so head to Amazon to order this directly.

  • Wow, it’s a Monty Python Knight Plushie! It’s just a wound in the flesh!┬áThe Black Knight is the most courageous knight on earth, ready to fight until he becomes nothing but a stump.┬áThis fourteen inch tall, fully dismembered black knight plush toy is a must-have for fans of the Monty Python films. This Monty Python Knight Plushie is available to order on Amazon as well as similar products. Million Dollar Gift Club does not sell this Monty Python Knight Plushie so head to Amazon to order this directly.

  • Wow, it’s a Wearable Penis POV Camera! Give your erotic home movies a more avant-garde look with this wearable POV penis camera.┬áThis ÔÇťcamera-in-a-loopÔÇŁ ring comfortably wraps around the penis and features infrared night vision, so you can follow everything – even in total darkness. This Wearable Penis POV Camera is available to order on Amazon as well as similar products. Million Dollar Gift Club does not sell this Wearable Penis POV Camera so head to Amazon to order this directly.

  • Wow, it’s a Epic Shark vs. Narwhal Painting! When the Discovery Channel announced that it would start replacing Shark Week with Narwhal Week, a total war broke out between sharks and narwhals.┬áStill to be filmed, this film represents a rare opportunity to see one of the many epic battles that are taking place now. This Epic Shark vs. Narwhal Painting is available to order on Amazon as well as similar products. Million Dollar Gift Club does not sell this Epic Shark vs. Narwhal Painting so head to Amazon to order this directly.

  • Wow, it’s a Dumpster Fire 2020 Shirt! This 2020 Dumpster Fire shirt perfectly captures the progress of this year forgotten by God.┬áThis silk-screen printed cotton t-shirt will bring joy and joy to a dark year and is available in a variety of styles to suit you. This Dumpster Fire 2020 Shirt is available to order on Amazon as well as similar products. Million Dollar Gift Club does not sell this Dumpster Fire 2020 Shirt so head to Amazon to order this directly.

  • Shark Socks

    $40.00

    Wow, it’s a Shark Socks! Who ever thought that you feel so good when you are chewed with white feet?┬áAfter this handmade shark sock catches you with its wool teeth and wraps your feet in its cozy interior, you will never want it to come off again. This Shark Socks is available to order on Amazon as well as similar products. Million Dollar Gift Club does not sell this Shark Socks so head to Amazon to order this directly.

  • Wow, it’s a You Have To Fucking Eat Book! Help maintain your sanity as you struggle to get your kids to eat by reading You Must A Heck Eat while you wait for them to finish.┬áFilled with rude, downright honest and hilarious notes, this is exactly what you need to make your meal bearable. This You Have To Fucking Eat Book is available to order on Amazon as well as similar products. Million Dollar Gift Club does not sell this You Have To Fucking Eat Book so head to Amazon to order this directly.