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Gold Penis Pool Float

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Product Description

Let the bride-to-be completely unwind and have a good laugh on her special day with the perfect gift – an inflatable golden floating penis! This playful and mischievous inflatable boat measures a whopping 79 cm, ensuring it will be the center of attention at any pool or beach party. Made from extra thick material, this hilarious novelty item is built to withstand all types of fun and games, making it a durable and long-lasting gift.

Not only will this golden floating penis bring laughter and joy to the bride-to-be, but it also serves as a unique conversation starter that will create unforgettable memories. Whether she wants to relax in style or add some humor to her bachelorette party, this inflatable boat is sure to make a splash. So why settle for ordinary gifts when you can surprise her with something truly extraordinary? Give the bride-to-be an unforgettable experience with this golden floating penis that promises endless laughter and relaxation on her special day.

Gold Penis Pool Float Features

Embark on the GOLDEN BOY and have the best ride of your life. Enjoy all 79 inches, and don't say we didn't warn you ... it tends to get wet. Men. Women. Everyone loves GOLDEN BOY. Great for stag or hen parties! People will watch. Someone may ask where you found it. You don't want to share, but there is a lot of it. Designed for smooth and hard rides. More than one person at a time. Always open to try new things. Most adults over 18 will do well. Take your GOLDEN BOY with you wherever you go this summer for an unforgettable moment. Welcome to the golden life!

  • Reliable quality made of high quality extra thick PVC material for a durable ride and an unforgettable pool party decoration. 
  • Specially designed for you to sit and a place for friends to get together. 
  • Proven performance, withstands multiple journeys. It is better to use a bomb to explode or ask a friend for help. Once this inflatable boat is blown up, it is difficult to empty it. You will need to sit on it. 
  • The more, the more fun. Golden Boy loves to be taken for several rides and is unaware that he has performance problems. 
  • Blow carefully, it can explode if you drive too hard. 

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Gold Penis Pool Float

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