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Impaled Zombie Pen Holder

3.8 506 reviews
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Product Description

At our gift store, we take pride in finding unique and exciting products that are sure to bring a smile to your loved ones’ faces. If you’re looking for something out of the ordinary, we’ve got just the thing for you. Introducing the perforated zombie pen holder – a must-have for any zombie enthusiast or fan of the macabre.

This pen holder is not your average desk accessory. Crafted from durable designer resin, it features an incredibly intricate painting that adds a touch of realism to the undead corpse lying on your table. But this isn’t just a decorative piece – it’s also functional! The perforated design allows you to practice your zombie killing skills by using it as target practice for your pens or pencils.

Whether you’re shopping for a friend who loves all things spooky or want to add some excitement to your own workspace, this zombie pen holder is sure to be a hit. So why settle for ordinary gifts when you can give something truly extraordinary? Visit our store today and discover the perfect gift that will leave them dying with delight!

Impaled Zombie Pen Holder Features

Be a piercer! You will become the king of zombie hunters when your favorite dumb (writing) tool finds its last rest in this post-apocalyptic zombie designed for desktops or gifts. Cast of quality designer resin and hand painted to highlight the thirst for blood, carnivorous, shadows that wreak havoc with the undead, our exclusive screams from Tuscan Design collectibles from an impending zombie invasion from your own office! 3 "Wx7" L. 1 lb.

  • BE AN IMPALET - You will become the king of zombie hunters when your favorite pencil finds its last rest in the heart of this zombie statuette. 
  • TABLE OF DEATH ACCESSORIES - This painful pencil holder is a fun and bloody biting practice of surviving the zombie apocalypse. 
  • HIGH QUALITY - Our scary zombie figures hand-cast from real rubble glued with durable designer resin are a fun gift. 
  • DESIGN TOSCANO ZOMBIE - Exclusive to Tuscan Design, this scary zombie statue is the perfect gift for your home, lawn or garden. 
  • Our ideal-sized table accessories are 3 "L x 7" L. 1 lb. and so realistic that you swear you can hear zombies moaning. Puncture / pencil device not included. 

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3.8 / 5
506 Total reviews
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Impaled Zombie Pen Holder

$18.90 USD

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