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Impaled Zombie Pen Holder


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Make sure your zombie killing skills are always sharp by practicing on this perforated zombie pen holder. The stand is molded from durable designer resin and finished in an incredibly intricate painting to add realism to the undead corpse lying on your table.

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Be a piercer! You will become the king of zombie hunters when your favorite dumb (writing) tool finds its last rest in this post-apocalyptic zombie designed for desktops or gifts. Cast of quality designer resin and hand painted to highlight the thirst for blood, carnivorous, shadows that wreak havoc with the undead, our exclusive screams from Tuscan Design collectibles from an impending zombie invasion from your own office! 3 "Wx7" L. 1 lb.


  • BE AN IMPALET - You will become the king of zombie hunters when your favorite pencil finds its last rest in the heart of this zombie statuette.¬†
  • TABLE OF DEATH ACCESSORIES - This painful pencil holder is a fun and bloody biting practice of surviving the zombie apocalypse.¬†
  • HIGH QUALITY - Our scary zombie figures hand-cast from real rubble glued with durable designer resin are a fun gift.¬†
  • DESIGN TOSCANO ZOMBIE - Exclusive to Tuscan Design, this scary zombie statue is the perfect gift for your home, lawn or garden.¬†
  • Our ideal-sized table accessories are 3 "L x 7" L. 1 lb.¬†and so realistic that you swear you can hear zombies moaning.¬†Puncture / pencil device not included.¬†

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