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Keister Off My Property Doormat
Product Description
Welcome to our store, where we specialize in finding the perfect gifts that are sure to bring a smile to your loved ones’ faces. If you’re looking for a unique and humorous way to greet your guests, we have just the thing for you – the “keister off my property” rug. Handmade with ecological materials, this rug not only adds a touch of humor to your doorstep but also showcases your loving and sociable personality.
The frank and comical message on this rug is guaranteed to make all visitors laugh as they step onto it. It’s a fun and lighthearted way to set the tone for any gathering or party at your home. Made with high-quality materials, this rug is not only durable but also eco-friendly, making it a great choice for those who care about the environment.
So why settle for an ordinary doormat when you can make a statement with our “keister off my property” rug? It’s the perfect gift for anyone who loves adding a touch of humor and personality to their home decor. Shop with us today and find unique gifts that will leave lasting impressions!
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Keister Off My Property Doormat
$47.00 USD
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