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Knitted Boyfriend

$12.00

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Men can be real idiots. If you want a responsible and loving man, you must make him yourself, or rather, tie him up yourself. A knit guy will never cheat on you, choose his puppet friends over you, and will not refuse to hug you when you feel bad.

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