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Modern Times Valentine’s Day Card


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Show your significant other how much they mean to you with a modern Valentine’s Day card.¬†Sonnets, poems and love songs are simply out of date.¬†This novelty contains a message that your girlfriend will like and will probably post on Instagram.

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