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Motivational Profanity Pencils

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Product Description

Don’t let procrastination get the best of you when it comes to finding the perfect gift. At our store, we understand the importance of finding unique and motivational presents that will leave a lasting impression. That’s why we’re excited to introduce our collection of Motivational Desecration Pencils.

These #2 pencils are not your ordinary writing tools. Each pencil in the set is adorned with a witty and slightly obscene motivational joke that is sure to bring a smile to anyone’s face. From phrases like “damn brilliant” to “do shit” and “write that shit,” these pencils offer a humorous twist on traditional motivation. Whether you’re looking for a gift for a coworker, friend, or family member who needs an extra push, these pencils are sure to do the trick.

So why settle for boring and uninspiring gifts when you can give something truly unique? Our Motivational Desecration Pencils combine humor and motivation in one package, making them the perfect choice for those who appreciate a good laugh while getting things done. Shop with us today and find the ideal gift that will inspire productivity while bringing joy to your loved ones’ lives.

Motivational Profanity Pencils Features

This modern set of ten pieces of Standard HB / No. 2 pencils with inspiring expletives, calligraphy and stamping. A great way to add a touch of humor and irreverence to your day-to-day writing.

  • SET OF 10 PENCILS. The F * cking Brilliant Pencil set includes ten erased graphite pencils. These are great table accessories - as elegant as they are functional! 
  • ADD A NUMBER OF HUMOR - These wooden pencils are a great way to add a touch of humor and disrespect to your day-to-day writing. 
  • INSPIRE BRILLIANCE - These fun pencils with inspiring expletives, calligraphy and printing inspire great inspiration as you make notes, stories, doodles, lists and more. 
  • MAKES A GREAT GIFT - This bold and elegant pencil set is a great gift for any avid writer or designer. 
  • CHRONIC BOOKS - From award-winning children's books, best-selling cookbooks and eclectic pop culture to award-winning works of art. as well as design, stationery and magazines - we create products that are instantly recognizable in spirit and creativity. 

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Motivational Profanity Pencils

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