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No Cocaine In The Bathroom Stitch

4.9 544 reviews
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Product Description

At our gift store, we understand the importance of finding unique and memorable gifts that will bring joy to both the giver and the recipient. We take pride in curating a collection of products that are not only fun and unusual but also serve a practical purpose. One such product is our cleverly designed “No cocaine in the bathroom” sign.

This tongue-in-cheek sign is perfect for those who want to add a touch of humor to their home decor while subtly conveying an important message. Crafted with attention to detail, this sign features a sewing pattern design that adds an element of creativity and uniqueness. By placing this sign in your bathroom, you can prevent any awkward situations or uncomfortable encounters by gently reminding guests to refrain from engaging in illegal activities.

At our store, we believe that gifts should not only be enjoyable but also serve a purpose. Our “No cocaine in the bathroom” sign is just one example of how we strive to find products that are both entertaining and functional. So why settle for ordinary when you can surprise your loved ones with extraordinary gifts from our store?


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Review Highlights - Million Dollar Gift Club

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4.9 / 5
544 Total reviews
91% Would order again

I love working with the Million Dollar Gift Club! Tracey and the team do an amazing job with shipping and selecting our gifts. Big, small, fast, whatever we need. I still get asked all the time where I get my office gifts from - my customers love them!

Phyllis T.Brooklyn, NY

“This is one of my favorite websites! It recommends me everything I want and nothing I will ever purchase at the same time. Incredible.”

Vision MediaManhattan, NY

One of the best websites in the world to scroll forever for things you don't need. Actually it's a great base when I'm looking for Star Wars gifts from my friends.

CidithJersey City, NJ

“I discovered these people online and had the idea to print a sign. I must say that I was really pleased with the outcome; I shopped here and found something really cool on Etsy which I bought direct. I start my searches here now always!”

Mark C.Brooklyn, NY

These guys are awesome! I can't afford to spend a lot of money, especially now, so I've been on the hunt for a source for small products I can resell at a good price. After a quick google search, I came upon the Million Dollar Gift Club. I'm happy to have found this place. Thank you so much!

Sharon T.Los Angeles, CA

“Literally, shut up and take my money!”

Marylon S.Bronx, NY

No Cocaine In The Bathroom Stitch

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