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Not A Stripper Mother’s Day Card

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Let your mom know that she did a great job with your education by giving her a Congratulations card – I’m not a Stripper. You may not have become the doctor or lawyer she wanted, but at least she can rest easy knowing that you will not shake her because of little things.

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