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Offencils Profanity Pencils

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Product Description

Welcome to our store, where we specialize in finding unique and exciting gifts that are sure to make a lasting impression. If you’re tired of the same old boring pencils, we have just the thing for you – our pencil profanity pencils! These #2 pencils are not your average writing utensils. Each one is engraved with attractive curses that will add a touch of humor and excitement to your everyday writing tasks.

Whether you’re a student looking to spice up your notes or an office worker in need of a little stress relief, these profanity pencils are guaranteed to entertain and delight. Not only do they serve their practical purpose as writing tools, but they also provide a fun escape from the monotony of grammar and spelling. With their eye-catching designs and witty phrases, these pencils are sure to spark conversations and bring smiles wherever they go.

So why settle for ordinary when you can have extraordinary? Treat yourself or surprise someone special with our pencil profanity pencils – the perfect gift for those who appreciate a little bit of cheeky charm in their everyday lives. Shop now and let your words pack an extra punch!

Offencils Profanity Pencils Features

Do your friends or colleagues always take your pencils, but never return them? Or do you just want to have the last laugh? So it's time to get your hands on this fun new set. Our profane pencils are not for sensitive showers! These funny and so dirty expletive pencils are the perfect gift for any friend, colleague or anyone! Printed with new original expletives, these pencils guarantee a lasting impression and make you laugh with your reaction. And if you lend it to a friend who thinks the new Douche Canoe pencil is bad, you should remind him that pencils are for writing, not chewing.

  • GREAT & amp; QUALIFICATION: A unique gift for the person in your life who likes one or two good bad words, and there are even some bad words here that you probably didn't even think about. A great way to expand your repertoire. 
  • EXCELLENT QUALITY: Each 100% real graphite pencil # 2 is printed with varying degrees of profanity. Just upgrade them and they’ll be ready for all your swearing notes. 
  • PERFECT QUANTITY: Set of 20 pencils from TWAT FACE to CUNTY MCCUNTFACE, packed in a standard 7.5 inch handmade case. in length. 
  • AMAZING CUSTOMER SERVICE FOR LIFE: You love them or get your money back for life - we keep our promises to our customers and treat you like family! 

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Unfortunately, we don't stock Offencils Profanity Pencils, but you can purchase this particular product on Amazon, Jet or Uncommon Goods. The process of ordering on Amazon is very easy. To begin the purchasing process, go to Amazon.com and log into your account (if you don’t already have one, create one for free).

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Offencils Profanity Pencils

$16.99 USD

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