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Penis Shaped Pasta

3.7 574 reviews
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The Penis Shaped Pasta will make the perfect gift for your friends or loved ones!

At our store, we believe in finding unique and memorable gifts that will bring joy and laughter to any occasion. We understand that everyone has different tastes and preferences when it comes to gift-giving, which is why we strive to offer a wide range of products that cater to all interests.

One such product that is sure to make a statement is our penis-shaped briefcase. Perfect for those with a playful sense of humor, this quirky item will have everyone at the dinner table bursting into laughter. Whether you’re looking for a conversation starter or simply want to add some fun to your everyday routine, this briefcase is bound to turn heads.

We also understand the importance of practicality when it comes to gifts. That’s why we ensure that even our most whimsical items serve a purpose. Our protein paste in phallic form not only brings a smile to your face but also provides a satisfying snack option for those with big appetites. With just one large portion of this protein-packed treat, you’ll be able to curb your hunger and enjoy its unique shape at the same time.

At our store, we take pride in curating the best gift products on Amazon so you can find something truly special for yourself or your loved ones. From hilarious conversation starters like the penis-shaped briefcase to practical yet amusing treats like our protein paste, we have something for everyone’s taste and sense of humor.

Penis Shaped Pasta Features

The world's first original penis-shaped briefcase. Supplied with a pre-packaged cheese bag. The taste is excellent, it has an incredible aroma. Beware: it's getting hot and humid!

  • Molded cheese dough
  • brand new
  • Macavini and hot cheese products

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How to order the Penis Shaped Pasta

Unfortunately, we don't stock Penis Shaped Pasta, but you can purchase this particular product on Amazon, Jet or Uncommon Goods. The process of ordering on Amazon is very easy. To begin the purchasing process, go to and log into your account (if you don’t already have one, create one for free).

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Review Highlights
Penis Shaped Pasta

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3.7 / 5
574 Total reviews
91% Would order again

I love working with the Million Dollar Gift Club! Tracey and the team do an amazing job with shipping and selecting our gifts. Big, small, fast, whatever we need. I still get asked all the time where I get my office gifts from - my customers love them!

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Penis Shaped Pasta

$10.45 USD

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