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Pet This Fucking Puppy

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The Pet This Fucking Puppy will make the perfect gift for your friends or loved ones!

Discover a unique way to unwind and find tranquility with Pet This Fucking Puppy. This one-of-a-kind children’s book for adults offers a delightful reading experience that goes beyond words. Immerse yourself in the world of sensory stimulation as you explore the pages filled with tactile, visual, and even olfactory delights.

Designed to help relieve stress and bring a sense of calmness, Pet This Fucking Puppy engages your senses in unexpected ways. Feel the smooth texture of the pages as you run your fingers over them, marvel at the vibrant illustrations that come to life before your eyes, and even catch a whiff of delightful scents that accompany certain pages. Whether you’re looking for a momentary escape from the daily grind or simply want to indulge in some self-care, this book is sure to provide an enjoyable and therapeutic experience.

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Pet This Fucking Puppy

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3.1 / 5
509 Total reviews
91% Would order again

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Pet This Fucking Puppy

$16.25 USD

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