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Shakespearean Insult Bandages

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Product Description

Step back in time and add a touch of Shakespearean wit to your everyday life with our collection of Shakespearean insult bandages. These unique bandages not only protect your cuts and bruises, but also showcase the brilliance of the 16th-century playwright. Each bandage features an image of the iconic wordsmith himself, along with one of his fifteen most memorable insults from his cult plays.

Whether you’re a fan of literature or simply appreciate clever banter, these Shakespearean insult bandages are sure to bring a smile to your face. From “Thou art a boil, a plague sore” to “I do desire we may be better strangers,” each insult is carefully chosen to add a touch of humor and sophistication to any minor injury. So why settle for ordinary bandages when you can elevate your first aid game with these witty and charming accessories?

Perfect for history buffs, theater enthusiasts, or anyone who appreciates the power of words, our Shakespearean insult bandages make for an unforgettable gift. Whether you’re looking for something unique for yourself or searching for that perfect present that will leave a lasting impression, our collection is sure to delight even the most discerning recipient. So go ahead and embrace your inner bard while tending to life’s little mishaps – because even in moments of pain, there’s always room for laughter and literary genius!

Shakespearean Insult Bandages Features

Even rascals, rascals and rascals have bruises and cuts that require bandages. This set of fifteen different 3 "x 1" (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm) bandits (British for bandaging) is decorated with an image of Shakespeare and one of the fifteen insults in his plays. Comes in a 3-3 / 4 "(9.5 cm) tall metal can with a free prize. Latex-free adhesive. Twelve cans of retractable packaging in each illustrated showcase.

  • Free prize inside. 
  • Set of fifteen. 
  • Real bandages

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Shakespearean Insult Bandages

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