Introducing our latest addition to the gift collection – the ultimate solution for those who want to keep germs and other body fluids close at hand throughout the day. These snug, snug gloves are designed with your comfort and hygiene in mind.
Crafted from soft, ultra-absorbent material, these gloves are not only incredibly comfortable to wear but also have an impressive absorption capacity. In fact, they can absorb snot, tears, and sweat up to 28 times! Whether you’re battling a cold or simply need a convenient way to manage moisture on-the-go, these gloves have got you covered.
With their sleek design and practical functionality, these gloves make for a unique and thoughtful gift choice. Perfect for anyone who values both style and hygiene, they offer a discreet way to stay fresh throughout the day. So why settle for ordinary gloves when you can upgrade your gifting game with this innovative solution? Get ready to embrace comfort and cleanliness like never before with our snug, snug gloves!
Snot Mittens Features
Snittens - Original Snot Mittens is a fun but functional gift for the guy who spends time outdoors in the winter. If you run, walk, ski or even work or stand in the cold, your eyes start to water and your nose starts to run. What to do, what to do. It is very complicated to pack and USE FABRICS ... what are you going to do with all this soaked fabric dissolving in your pocket? Wearing a shawl is cool - if you're a great-grandfather, if you have one. Hacking is disgusting. Sometimes effective, but always disgusting. There seem to be two options left, you can USE YOUR SLEEVE (very rough) or just LET IT GO TO YOUR TOP LIP and around (or through) your mouth and freeze in place (hello idiot). There were no good options ... until now. Introducing Snittens - The Original Snot Mittens, a comfortable and lightweight place to put your snot and tears when you're outdoors in the cold. Snittens are made of STORAGE MATERIAL that provides MAXIMUM ABSORPTION and GOOD THERMAL PROPERTIES. The material is very DURABLE and can withstand repeated teasing and washing with detergent and hot water (wash the Snittens after each use and before shaking your brother's hand). They are designed to absorb and are built to last. As a fun gift for men or a great gift for a gag, Snittens are interesting and comfortable (no pun intended) and are the perfect gift for Christmas, Father's Day, 30s-40s, 50s, 60s, 70s, but not for the 80s (the 80s should be somewhere hot and with sushi at this time of year, not on the streets with the rest of the fools). Either way, buy, place and wash. Thanks.
- No more cutting or using sleeves.
- Absorbs snot and tears 28 times its weight (according to our measurements).
- Attractive natural color.
- A funny gift for men, winter gloves for runners, skiers, skiers, for Christmas, Father's Day, for birthday.
- Gift with a gag for men thrown in the cold. Funny convenient absorbent.
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How to order this product
Unfortunately, we don't stock Snot Mittens, but you can purchase this particular product on Amazon, Jet or Uncommon Goods. The process of ordering on Amazon is very easy. To begin the purchasing process, go to Amazon.com and log into your account (if you don’t already have one, create one for free).
Click Add to Shopping Cart once you’ve found the specific Snot Mittens product you wish to buy. After that, you’ll be led to a page where you’ll have to enter your shipping and billing information. To complete the order, input this information and choose your preferred shipping option before clicking the final confirmation button.
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