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Sperm Bank

4.8 970 reviews
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Product Description

Looking for a unique and quirky gift that will leave your loved ones in stitches? Look no further than the Sperm Bank Coin Bank! This hilarious and eye-catching product is designed for those who appreciate a good laugh and enjoy adding a touch of humor to their everyday lives. Perfect for vigilant swimmers who are always on the lookout for a fun way to store their loose change, this sperm bank is not only functional but also guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone’s face.

Made from high-quality materials, this sperm bank is durable and built to last. It features a convenient slot for coins and bills, making it an ideal storage solution for spare change or even as a piggy bank. And the best part? It’s not sticky! So you can rest assured that your money will be safe and sound without any unwanted mess.

While Million Dollar Gift Club doesn’t sell this particular product, we’ve scoured Amazon to find the best gifts out there, including this hilarious Sperm Bank Coin Bank. So head over to Amazon today and order this one-of-a-kind gift directly from there. Trust us, it’ll be a conversation starter at any gathering or make for an unforgettable present that will have everyone laughing out loud!

Sperm Bank Features

Make a donation. Substantial early withdrawal penalty. The sperm bank will become your new favorite place to make deposits. Designed to look like our favorite little swimmers, this ceramic sperm bank is the perfect gift for anyone looking to save a little more each week.

  • It is a great gift for anyone who has everything. 
  • Deposits are always welcome. 
  • Ceramic vase

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How to order this product

Unfortunately, we don't stock Sperm Bank, but you can purchase this particular product on Amazon, Jet or Uncommon Goods. The process of ordering on Amazon is very easy. To begin the purchasing process, go to Amazon.com and log into your account (if you don’t already have one, create one for free).

Click Add to Shopping Cart once you’ve found the specific Sperm Bank product you wish to buy. After that, you’ll be led to a page where you’ll have to enter your shipping and billing information. To complete the order, input this information and choose your preferred shipping option before clicking the final confirmation button.

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970 Total reviews
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Sperm Bank

$14.95 USD

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