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Take Off Your Pants Valentine’s Card


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Skip games and romantic pranks and go straight to the fun with this Valentine’s Day card from Take Your Pants for your girlfriend.¬†He humorously adjusts the classic poem “roses are red, violets are blue” so that your significant other knows what to expect.

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