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Take Off Your Pants Valentine’s Card

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Looking for a Valentine’s Day gift that will make your girlfriend laugh out loud? Look no further than this hilarious card from Take Your Pants! Say goodbye to the same old romantic gestures and surprise her with a gift that is both funny and memorable. This clever card takes the classic poem “roses are red, violets are blue” and adds a humorous twist, letting your significant other know exactly what to expect.

With this unique Valentine’s Day card, you can skip the traditional games and pranks and dive straight into the fun. Show your girlfriend that you have a sense of humor and make her day brighter with this witty gift. Whether it’s for a new relationship or a long-term love, this card is sure to bring smiles and laughter to both of you. So why settle for ordinary when you can give an extraordinary gift that will leave a lasting impression? Get ready to share some laughs together with this hilarious Valentine’s Day card from Take Your Pants!


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Take Off Your Pants Valentine’s Card

$4.50 USD

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