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The Dick Belt

3.6 850 reviews
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This item ships from Amazon FBA in New York, NY | Pickup not available in Brooklyn, NY 11218, USA

Product Description

Discover the perfect blend of style and humor with our collection of wooden belts. These unique accessories are designed to let your personality shine while adding a touch of sophistication to any outfit. With a length of sixty inches, they offer a comfortable fit for all body types.

What sets our wooden belts apart is their NSFW graphics that add a playful twist to your look. Express yourself with confidence as you “swing your dick” without worrying about crossing any boundaries. These belts are the perfect conversation starter and make for an unforgettable gift for friends or loved ones who appreciate bold fashion choices.

Embrace the evolution of fashion and make a statement with our chic wooden belts. Shop now and find the perfect accessory that combines style, humor, and functionality in one delightful package.


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3.6 / 5
850 Total reviews
91% Would order again

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The Dick Belt

$22.99 USD

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