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The Poop Knife


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When the Poop Knife comes into your life, restarting the dookies will never be the same. Reinforced with metal and wrapped in silicone sent from the skies, it will effectively crush the sewer snakes that need extra help to get down.

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  • ✅ Be a samurai on your poop plate! This knife comes in a * fun * package. 
  • ✅ Ridiculous joke for friends and family or a daily necessity? You decide. 
  • ✅ Metal reinforced silicone is durable, hygienic, easy to clean and can be washed in the dishwasher (if you dare). 
  • ✅ This will help you get rid of feces! Tested on the most ferocious swamp crocodiles without a fight. Want to know what the original poop knife looks like? Imagine a heavy, silicone-coated butter knife. 
  • ✅ Long enough to keep your hand out of harm's way in a standard deep bathroom. 

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