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Wake The Fuck Up Tea

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Product Description

Introducing our latest addition to the store – the ultimate morning pick-me-up that will banish the fog without relying on a cup of coffee. Say goodbye to groggy mornings and hello to a revitalizing start with our “fuck you” teapot. This bold and empowering blend combines the richness of black tea with the invigorating kick of aromatic ginger, complemented by delightful pieces of natural fruit.

Not only does this powerful blend offer a delicious taste, but it also packs a punch in awakening your senses. The combination of black tea and ginger creates an energizing fusion that is sure to jolt you into action. Whether you’re looking for an alternative to your daily caffeine fix or simply want to add some excitement to your morning routine, our “fuck you” teapot is here to deliver that much-needed boost.

Start your day off right with this flavorful and potent blend that will leave you feeling refreshed, focused, and ready to take on whatever challenges lie ahead. Don’t let the morning fog hold you back – grab our “fuck you” teapot today and experience the power of a truly invigorating brew!


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167 Total reviews
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Wake The Fuck Up Tea

$12.79 USD

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